Drip drip the water dropped of the roofs as Andrei walked down the street to the mail box to get the mail. "Andrei do this Andrei do that man its all I ever hear" Andrei says to himself. Out of the corner of his eye he sees a figure hunched over in the shadows of a gigantic RV. "Hey you okay?" he asks. As he gets closer he smell the stench of "Carni" he says with a shudder. "Hey man you okay or what "
Suddenly it stirs it comes towards the light. When it reaches the laminated glow of the street lamp Andrei's eyes go wide with horror. He turns and sprints back toward his house at the top speed his legs would carry his body. As he reaches the house and slams the door and only relaxes after he hears the click of the bolt on the lock snap into place. "Oh no" he breathes under his breath as he remembers his parents went on a month long trek to Australia. Instinctively he grabs the phone and dials the first number that comes to mind.
"Nathan its Andrei its happening."
"What's happening?" Nathan asks bewildered.
"The clowns man the clowns are hear they found me. The sick basterds are actually here."
"Oh my god what, how, when?" Nathan ask with a shake voice. "I don't know, I was getting the mail and I saw this guy right, and then I was like are you okay man and he didn't move or anything, and then I said it again, and them he came at me and when he was in the light I saw it, man I saw it was horrible the smell it smelled like a Carni. " Andrei started panting from the effort he put into the conversation.
"Oh my god." Nathan said. "What do we do" Nathan asked
"I don't know meet me at the hideout, in ten minutes okay." Okay came Nathan's response."
As soon as he hung up the phone with Nathan he turned it back on to call another one of his contacts. "Hello Robert its Andrei its happened the clowns are here they found me and they want to get me. We have to do something. Meet me and Nathan at the hide out in ten minutes okay."
"Okay" came Roberts response. "Its go time baby." and with that Robert hung up the phone.
Ten Minutes later at the hideout A.K.A. Andrei's Garage.
"Okay you guys we all knew this day would come and we all knew we would have to do something about it." Andrei said with a voice that was to perfect to be impulsive it had to be rehearsed but that's not important. "We must stop the clowns they have tortured the youth of the world for to long and no the basterds have come after me at home. Its time to end this once and for all."
As he finished his sentence they all turned to look at a sound that came from the corner. It was a clown and it was spying on them. Andrei stood up and moved toward it as he came closer he smelled the Carni on it. It started to move for its weapon. As it reached Andrei also brandished a triple barrel ruber band gun A.K.A. RBG. Moments before he pulled the trigger he uttered a phrase that soon all clowns would grow to fear and hate. Asta Lavesta Clowny. BANG the sound of the clown piercing rubber bands leaving the barrel and entering the chest of the clown. As it crumpled to the concert floor of the of the garage never to torture another teen or kid again.
"Dude that was awesome u owned it like a mother." came Nathan's response to the previous event.
"Ya u kicked its butt. That was better than the time you gave Eddy Harp that mean beat down and that was something." was Roberts response
"Ya I know" Andrei sais with a smirk "but back to business we must take out the head clown in charge, and all its minions will all fall at the hands of all who appose them."
"What are you crazy" Nathan asks with a look of shock on his face.
"Ya" Robert adds with a look that remembered Nathan's.
No I am not crazy I am aggravated I have had enough if this clown nonsense I like many other people don't want to have to deal with the horror that follows every where the clowns go. I want my kids to not have to worry about some crazy freak hiding behind a colored face and a big red nose."
"Wow" they both said in unison for they have never heard their leader say or speak in such a way it was inspiring to them they both felt like eliminating every clown in sight. "I'm in" said Nathan.
"Me too" said Robert.
"Ok but I have to make a few calls to some friends" Said Nathan
"What you don't have friends" Came Roberts response. Nathan's face turned red with anger and slapped Robert across the face leaving a mark that would last a long time. "Sorry I was joking" Robert said almost crying from the burning in his face.
Ten minutes later Nathan came back and started helping prepare for the mission that lay ahead. After they finished they did a quick inventory and discovered that every thing was in order. They left for the secret clown headquarters.
On the way they notice they were drawing a crowd. "Nathan who did you call?" Andrei Asks with a puzzled look on his face. "A few friends at the A..C. O . The Anti Clown Organization. As they reached the home of George W. Bush they had a multitude around them.
Andrei stood to speak to them before descending into George W. .Bush's basement .
"Hello my anti clown friends I stand before you as a man and fellow clown hater. We have been under the clown oppression for too long. I do not expect to come back without the big red nose of the head clown." As he finished the sentence the great silence was broken by a eruption of applause from the multitude. "If I don't make it back today I would like someone to tell my fish that my last thoughts were of them and that I will terribly miss them. I would also like someone to feed them. With that he turned to the elevator to the center of the earth and the clown headquarters.
As the elevator stopped and they dismounted they found themselfs in a gigantic hall with pillars of bone holding up the structure. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a security camera he walked to it and said one thing "Clowns I Hate Clowns " with that he destroyed the camera.
As they entered the door to the clown congress they discovered a big open space in the middle and decided to set up there. "Set up there." Andrei said pointing to the spot. As they finished setting up the clowns finally responded to the intrusion. Hundreds of clowns came from all directions screaming there battle cry's "Here's Johnny." Over and over they repeated it. Then the firing began. Clowns started dropping all around. After hours of reloading and firing reloading and firing it was over the kill counts on each of there wrists counted that Nathan had killed more than 423 clowns and Andrei Killed more than 592 while Robert killed about 413.
Then came the laugh of the high clown Bonzo. "Its over" said Andrei "you lose there are no more of you're useless minions around to protect you. Its just me you and the RBG RPG in my hand. Any last words."
"HA HA HA"Bonzo stared to laugh but was cut shot by the anti clown RPG sent at him. Now he was just a pile of ashes to be swept away by the next breeze though there was no breeze at the center of the earth.
"Come on guys lets go home."Andrei says as he leans over to pickup the nose of Bonzo the now no more high clown.
"Man we kicked ass today didn't we?." Asked Nathan
"No not today every day" Responded Robert.
Later on the surface Andrei had Told everyone the horrors they had survived. When they all had to go there separate ways Andrei and his friends turned to head home. Then suddenly he heard his name being called out from behind. It was being called by a girl, s girl he had always admired but never talked to.
As much as he had been through today he still didn't have the courage to talk to her or even ask her out. "Hey I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime, you know see a movie kill some clowns stuff like that.
"Ya sure I would love that."
And as she bent closer to him to give him a kiss he opened his eyes and realized that it was all a dream.
Note: Unfoutunetly no clowns were hurt in the making of this story sorry.
Suddenly it stirs it comes towards the light. When it reaches the laminated glow of the street lamp Andrei's eyes go wide with horror. He turns and sprints back toward his house at the top speed his legs would carry his body. As he reaches the house and slams the door and only relaxes after he hears the click of the bolt on the lock snap into place. "Oh no" he breathes under his breath as he remembers his parents went on a month long trek to Australia. Instinctively he grabs the phone and dials the first number that comes to mind.
"Nathan its Andrei its happening."
"What's happening?" Nathan asks bewildered.
"The clowns man the clowns are hear they found me. The sick basterds are actually here."
"Oh my god what, how, when?" Nathan ask with a shake voice. "I don't know, I was getting the mail and I saw this guy right, and then I was like are you okay man and he didn't move or anything, and then I said it again, and them he came at me and when he was in the light I saw it, man I saw it was horrible the smell it smelled like a Carni. " Andrei started panting from the effort he put into the conversation.
"Oh my god." Nathan said. "What do we do" Nathan asked
"I don't know meet me at the hideout, in ten minutes okay." Okay came Nathan's response."
As soon as he hung up the phone with Nathan he turned it back on to call another one of his contacts. "Hello Robert its Andrei its happened the clowns are here they found me and they want to get me. We have to do something. Meet me and Nathan at the hide out in ten minutes okay."
"Okay" came Roberts response. "Its go time baby." and with that Robert hung up the phone.
Ten Minutes later at the hideout A.K.A. Andrei's Garage.
"Okay you guys we all knew this day would come and we all knew we would have to do something about it." Andrei said with a voice that was to perfect to be impulsive it had to be rehearsed but that's not important. "We must stop the clowns they have tortured the youth of the world for to long and no the basterds have come after me at home. Its time to end this once and for all."
As he finished his sentence they all turned to look at a sound that came from the corner. It was a clown and it was spying on them. Andrei stood up and moved toward it as he came closer he smelled the Carni on it. It started to move for its weapon. As it reached Andrei also brandished a triple barrel ruber band gun A.K.A. RBG. Moments before he pulled the trigger he uttered a phrase that soon all clowns would grow to fear and hate. Asta Lavesta Clowny. BANG the sound of the clown piercing rubber bands leaving the barrel and entering the chest of the clown. As it crumpled to the concert floor of the of the garage never to torture another teen or kid again.
"Dude that was awesome u owned it like a mother." came Nathan's response to the previous event.
"Ya u kicked its butt. That was better than the time you gave Eddy Harp that mean beat down and that was something." was Roberts response
"Ya I know" Andrei sais with a smirk "but back to business we must take out the head clown in charge, and all its minions will all fall at the hands of all who appose them."
"What are you crazy" Nathan asks with a look of shock on his face.
"Ya" Robert adds with a look that remembered Nathan's.
No I am not crazy I am aggravated I have had enough if this clown nonsense I like many other people don't want to have to deal with the horror that follows every where the clowns go. I want my kids to not have to worry about some crazy freak hiding behind a colored face and a big red nose."
"Wow" they both said in unison for they have never heard their leader say or speak in such a way it was inspiring to them they both felt like eliminating every clown in sight. "I'm in" said Nathan.
"Me too" said Robert.
"Ok but I have to make a few calls to some friends" Said Nathan
"What you don't have friends" Came Roberts response. Nathan's face turned red with anger and slapped Robert across the face leaving a mark that would last a long time. "Sorry I was joking" Robert said almost crying from the burning in his face.
Ten minutes later Nathan came back and started helping prepare for the mission that lay ahead. After they finished they did a quick inventory and discovered that every thing was in order. They left for the secret clown headquarters.
On the way they notice they were drawing a crowd. "Nathan who did you call?" Andrei Asks with a puzzled look on his face. "A few friends at the A..C. O . The Anti Clown Organization. As they reached the home of George W. Bush they had a multitude around them.
Andrei stood to speak to them before descending into George W. .Bush's basement .
"Hello my anti clown friends I stand before you as a man and fellow clown hater. We have been under the clown oppression for too long. I do not expect to come back without the big red nose of the head clown." As he finished the sentence the great silence was broken by a eruption of applause from the multitude. "If I don't make it back today I would like someone to tell my fish that my last thoughts were of them and that I will terribly miss them. I would also like someone to feed them. With that he turned to the elevator to the center of the earth and the clown headquarters.
As the elevator stopped and they dismounted they found themselfs in a gigantic hall with pillars of bone holding up the structure. Out of the corner of his eye he saw a security camera he walked to it and said one thing "Clowns I Hate Clowns " with that he destroyed the camera.
As they entered the door to the clown congress they discovered a big open space in the middle and decided to set up there. "Set up there." Andrei said pointing to the spot. As they finished setting up the clowns finally responded to the intrusion. Hundreds of clowns came from all directions screaming there battle cry's "Here's Johnny." Over and over they repeated it. Then the firing began. Clowns started dropping all around. After hours of reloading and firing reloading and firing it was over the kill counts on each of there wrists counted that Nathan had killed more than 423 clowns and Andrei Killed more than 592 while Robert killed about 413.
Then came the laugh of the high clown Bonzo. "Its over" said Andrei "you lose there are no more of you're useless minions around to protect you. Its just me you and the RBG RPG in my hand. Any last words."
"HA HA HA"Bonzo stared to laugh but was cut shot by the anti clown RPG sent at him. Now he was just a pile of ashes to be swept away by the next breeze though there was no breeze at the center of the earth.
"Come on guys lets go home."Andrei says as he leans over to pickup the nose of Bonzo the now no more high clown.
"Man we kicked ass today didn't we?." Asked Nathan
"No not today every day" Responded Robert.
Later on the surface Andrei had Told everyone the horrors they had survived. When they all had to go there separate ways Andrei and his friends turned to head home. Then suddenly he heard his name being called out from behind. It was being called by a girl, s girl he had always admired but never talked to.
As much as he had been through today he still didn't have the courage to talk to her or even ask her out. "Hey I was wondering if you wanted to hang out sometime, you know see a movie kill some clowns stuff like that.
"Ya sure I would love that."
And as she bent closer to him to give him a kiss he opened his eyes and realized that it was all a dream.
Note: Unfoutunetly no clowns were hurt in the making of this story sorry.
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